we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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