i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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