And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Randomize