This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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