Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
My pussy is not your playground.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
How external is "for external use only"?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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