Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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