Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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