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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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