when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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