haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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