He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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