I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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