had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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