So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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