I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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