Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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