Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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