we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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