The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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