By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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