Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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