Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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