Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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