what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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