Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So many bounce houses so little time
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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