i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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