You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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