Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
