Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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