East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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