She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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