there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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