OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
