Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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