My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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