doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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