i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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