i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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