It's Friday. Sex?
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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