I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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