Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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