laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Let's paint friendship bongs
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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