...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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