I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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