so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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