Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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