Say something about gay babies.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
