Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Randomize