nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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