Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Sacagawea was the original milf.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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