your room smells of hookers.
And success
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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