The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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