I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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